Check out our Moany the Znowman Christmas carol, performed by Miss E!

Congrats to Kathy B for winning our Christmas Carol CD giveaway! Her idea for the perfect new world holiday gift? Band-aids! She’ll receive a signed version of this song with special cover art. Congrats Kathy B!

Moany the Znowman
Lyrics and melody adapted from “Frosty the Snowman”

Moany the Znowman
Was an undead hungry soul
With a dirty vest and a bloody chest
Eating brains was his only goal

Moany the Znowman
It’s a ghoulish tale they say
Subzero degrees made that zombie freeze
Kids threw snowballs his way

There must have been some magic in that icy snowy cage
As they decorated him he never ever showed his rage

Moany the Znowman
Oh the sun was hot that day
With the melting ice, Moany was less nice
And the children ran away

Down to the village
With a hunger in his heart
Moany ate the kid, now they’re all undead
And they’ll never be apart

Moany the Znowman
Was an undead hungry soul
With a dirty vest and a bloody chest
Eating brains was his only goal