Today, we were hit by a terrible turn of events. No, our bus did not break down in zed-infested territory nor were we waylaid by cannibals.
It was something so much worse: the CD player in the bus broke. We did not have a huge collection of CDs but was better than a bus full of people all talking at once (or the silence when we all ran out of things to say). Now all we have is ourselves for musical entertainment. While we have some genuine talent among us, Mr. K has instituted a few ground rules to keep the peace:
- No sing-along songs such as “The Wheels on the Bus” or “99 Bottles of Beer.” This should always be a rule, no matter what the circumstances.
- Mr. K says that if anyone, even jokingly, requests that he play “Freebird” on his guitar one more time, he will personally turn this bus around and deliver us all gift-wrapped to the cannibals.
- No fiddling with the radio dial. All there has been for the past six years is static; today will be no different.
- No singing unless you actually know the words, and no drumming without rhythm. Rhythm will be determined by a group majority and all decisions are final.
We hope this will keep the peace. But we really hope that we can fix the CD player at our next stop.
What are some of your favorite road trip songs? We could use the suggestions!
Very truly,
Mrs. K
Anything by Johnny Cash or off the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s “Blood Sugar Sex Magic” album are good for road trips. You could also sing the theme to three’s company but that also get’s old QUICK.
Come and knock on our dooooooooooor . . . .
Great suggestions Mike! The Golden Girls theme is also a personal favorite. Thank you for being a friend! ~Mrs. K
I know it’s hard out there in the road looking for a new home. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came.
Great post, Mrs. K!
I thought you mind find this amusing: My husband is a musician, and he HATES when people request “Freebird” at shows. In retaliation, he wrote a song about giving a way a bird free of charge: http://marcwithac.bandcamp.com/track/free-bird. Now he plays that when the awful request comes up. One of my most favorite jokes ever.
BRILLIANT! Mr. K will find this delightful! ~Mrs. K
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