Why We Had to Abandon Our Survival Shelter and Head West

Dearest Readers, Last Thursday I promised you all an explanation for why we’ve been out of touch. Here is how it happened. Do you remember Mr. Young Jr.? He was my romantic interest last November before getting kicked out by Mr. K in January due to his inability to, well… contribute. We hoped we had … Continue reading

The Shocking Conclusion to the Lil’ Miss Virginia Territory Pageant– Part 4 of 4

In this four part series, we have discussed our colony’s first ever high glitz beauty pageant. In this competition, four little misses – Lydia, Maude, Maddie and Amanda Rose – competed to win the title “Ultimate Grand Supreme of the Virginia Territory.” In part 1 of this series, I described how our pageant was organized. Part 2 shows you … Continue reading

A (Zombie-Free) Winter Wonderland

This morning I woke up to the heartening sounds of Little Maddie and Amanda Rose running through the house shouting, “It’s snowing! It’s snowing!”  There are so few pleasures left to the little ones these days that the first snowfall is always cause for celebration.  A blanket of fresh white snow can make even the … Continue reading