Yesterday afternoon Little Amanda Rose and I were making soap for holiday gifts when all of a sudden we heard a great commotion on the lawn outside. I was about to grab my go bag and my rifle, when we heard a great shout: “HELLO FRIENDS!!!” It turns out that we had two living male … Continue reading
We have just returned from our first dinner party with our new survivor group. The head of the homeowner’s association, Mrs. Glenn, had us and a few of the neighbors over for dinner. It was such a lovely evening getting to know our new suburban community (even if the potatoes were a little overcooked). It … Continue reading
Dearest Readers, Last Thursday I promised you all an explanation for why we’ve been out of touch. Here is how it happened. Do you remember Mr. Young Jr.? He was my romantic interest last November before getting kicked out by Mr. K in January due to his inability to, well… contribute. We hoped we had … Continue reading
It is no secret to you, loyal readers, that Cupid has not been good to me. Two years ago I was engaged, only to have my marital dreams dashed. My betrothed was attacked by a zombie while picking a valentine’s bouquet for me. Naturally, Valentine’s Day has become my least favorite holiday and a yearly … Continue reading
Dear Gracious Ladies, Ok, I’ll admit it, I can’t go it alone. My plan was perfect: stay alone, stay mobile, stay alive. But, it hasn’t worked. I got weary of eating squirrel every night (although I believe my cholesterol is now completely under control!), and have since then considered recruiting up a couple men to … Continue reading
With less than a week left until Christmas, I thought it would be a perfect time to tell the story of the new world’s Santa. After the great panic, there was much confusion about what role the holidays would play in our rebuilt society and Santa had to change with the times. There were just … Continue reading
Dear readers, Over the next few weeks we will be devoting some time to our favorite holiday crafts, recipes and entertainment tips. Today’s topic is baking! Miss E may prefer the rush of ransacking houses and fighting zombies (and other ladies) on Black Friday for the hottest gifts, but I prefer the more personal touch … Continue reading
“Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!”– Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Miss E writing. Before I begin my useful guide about the ins-and-outs of hosting tea parties in the new world, I need to make a quick clarification. When I talk about tea parties, I’m … Continue reading
Gracious Living in a Zombie World: A Ladies’ Handbook 