Written in the years 2024-2025, Gracious Living in a Zombie World: A Ladies’ Handbook is the consummate guide to the feminine arts. This indispensable guide covers everything from hosting a party in the midst of a zombie attack (uninvited guests are always such a bore!) to how to carve out a little private time with that special someone in a crowded shelter. This handy how-to has everything you need to make a burnt out house a home!
Interested in finding out more about how our handbook began? Read our Introduction.
About Miss E:
Miss E is a 28-year-old survivor currently living somewhere in the Virginia Territory in the former United States of America. She is not exactly sure where because, as a girls scout drop-out, she never earned her orienteering patch.
Originally a native of Los Angeles, prior to the great panic of 2019 Miss E lived in Washington DC and worked as an entry-level management consultant at a Fortune 25 company.
In her free time she enjoys giving unsolicited advice, practicing her sharp-shooting skills, entertaining guests, educating young women on ladylike manners, and searching for a suitable husband. While her life has changed dramatically over the past five years, one fact has remained constant: she always wears pearls.
Zombie killing weapon of choice: Rifle.
About Mrs. K:
At the time of the great panic Mrs. K, a native Vermonter, was visiting friends in the former US capital, Washington DC. So far from home, Mrs. K quickly allied herself with a small but determined group of survivors. Mrs. K, now 29 years old, met her husband when he expertly chopped the heads off an entire zombie horde bearing down on her; it was love at first sight.
Her hobbies include knitting, cooking, decoupage and fashioning homemade weapons out of scavenged materials. Mrs. K prides herself on her good manners, homemade apple pie as well as her crossbow and cross stitch skills.
Zombie killing weapon of choice: Crossbow.
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