It is no secret to you, loyal readers, that Cupid has not been good to me. Two years ago I was engaged, only to have my marital dreams dashed. My betrothed was attacked by a zombie while picking a valentine’s bouquet for me. Naturally, Valentine’s Day has become my least favorite holiday and a yearly … Continue reading
I stole this recipe from my fellow junior league member Miss Li, may she rest in peace. She used this recipe to win the hearts of all of her male conquests (she had many) before dying a gruesome death in 2019. Her tart recipe, however, lives on. Ingredients: (As always, feel free to use substitutions … Continue reading
Want to make 2025 the best year ever, but are having a hard time coming up with the New Year’s Resolutions? Below are five great resolution ideas that will help make 2025 work for you! 1. Kill at least one zombie per day – Be creative with it and journal your progress! Challenge yourself by … Continue reading
Dear Gracious Ladies, Ok, I’ll admit it, I can’t go it alone. My plan was perfect: stay alone, stay mobile, stay alive. But, it hasn’t worked. I got weary of eating squirrel every night (although I believe my cholesterol is now completely under control!), and have since then considered recruiting up a couple men to … Continue reading
Mr. Young Sr. is dying of black lung. The timing of his death appears rather convenient to me, as our Governor, Mr. K, politely asked the two Young gentlemen to leave our survivor group a week ago (after several weeks of a trial period). Why are we turning the men out? Well, resources are tight … Continue reading
Hi Mrs. K and Miss E, What are some great dating ideas/suggestions? Going to the movies, getting dinner at a nice restaurant, picnic in a park, etc. all seem like a luxury of the past. What are some fun activities we can engage in as couples?Thank you! Your handbook is awesome and I look forward … Continue reading
Yesterday afternoon Little Amanda Rose and I were making soap for holiday gifts when all of a sudden we heard a great commotion on the lawn outside. I was about to grab my go bag and my rifle, when we heard a great shout: “HELLO FRIENDS!!!” It turns out that we had two living male … Continue reading
Before we begin our practical handbook designed for gentlewomen living in the new world, we shall take a moment to explain the problem with young ladies these days. After the great panic of 2019, womenfolk have been pressed to return to the feminine duties of yesteryear. How unprepared we women were for the rigors required … Continue reading
Gracious Living in a Zombie World: A Ladies’ Handbook 