As those of you long time readers know, as a single girl looking for a husband I take my figure very seriously. In order to maintain my fashionably zaftig figure (skinny is so pre-panic!), I am on a strict 2,000+ calorie diet. Therefore, I have to take extra care while eating on the road to … Continue reading
Drawing by Mr K. Cannibals are an unfortunate reality of our apocalyptic world. Statistically they make up a smaller portion of the post-panic population than our other foes — zombies, marauders and rabid dogs. While we may spend most of our time fending off the undead, I want to take a page or two to discuss … Continue reading
Mr. Young Sr. has finally kicked the bucket and died this morning of black lung at the ripe old age of 68. While I can’t pretend I really enjoyed his endless mining stories, I do have a lot of respect for his persistence. He is the oldest person in our colony—possibly the oldest living person … Continue reading
Maude was robbed! I’m too broken up to even write about it. More details to come about the crowning of the Little Miss Virginia Territory in the next day or two. Catch up on our glitz beauty pageant series here.
Check out our Moany the Znowman Christmas carol, performed by Miss E! Congrats to Kathy B for winning our Christmas Carol CD giveaway! Her idea for the perfect new world holiday gift? Band-aids! She’ll receive a signed version of this song with special cover art. Congrats Kathy B! Moany the Znowman Lyrics and melody adapted from “Frosty the Snowman” Moany … Continue reading
Hi Mrs. K and Miss E, So I was running away from this zombie the other day, when I happened to look back and it was like slow motion. She was the most beautiful zombie I had ever seen. Her pigtails were swaying back and forth as she continued her effortless march towards me. I … Continue reading
In 2024, practicality, luxury and killer curves are united in the modern woman’s winter wardrobe. Finally, a woman’s interest in making a fashion statement can also be her key to longevity! What is IN: Daring Defense Duds! Stiletto booties are not only trendy they can also double as a weapon! Be sure to place the point of … Continue reading