In the next four part series, we will discuss our colony’s first ever high glitz beauty pageant. In this competition, our four little misses will compete to win the title “Ultimate Grand Supreme of the Virginia Territory.” In Part 1 of this series, I described how our pageant was organized. As Little Maude’s “pageant coach” … Continue reading
As you know, I pride myself on my excellent hygiene, both physical and mental. With routine zed extermination being such a part of our everyday lives, it takes extra care to wash the gore of the day off of us. Furthermore, since running water is a luxury of the past, it is even more critical to make sure … Continue reading
Guest authored by one of the writers of Because Whatever. Hello Fellow Travelers on the Long and Zombie-Filled Road, I have asked Mrs. K and Miss E to allow me the space in their handbook to impart some financial wisdom. The ladies have graciously obliged. Through my 59 years on this once tame but now … Continue reading
In the next four part series, we will discuss our colony’s first ever high glitz beauty pageant. In this competition, our four little misses will compete to win the title “Ultimate Grand Supreme of the Virginia Territory.” I’m very excited to announce that our colony has decided to throw our first ever beauty pageant for … Continue reading
Want to make 2025 the best year ever, but are having a hard time coming up with the New Year’s Resolutions? Below are five great resolution ideas that will help make 2025 work for you! 1. Kill at least one zombie per day – Be creative with it and journal your progress! Challenge yourself by … Continue reading
Last Monday, after one of my famous epic workouts, I started to clean the gore out of my hair. While applying my monthly hair masque (recipe included below), I started to wonder…. how do we clear out the metaphorical gore inside of our heads? This set me into some deep thinking. What about our mental hygiene? How to … Continue reading
With less than a week left until Christmas, I thought it would be a perfect time to tell the story of the new world’s Santa. After the great panic, there was much confusion about what role the holidays would play in our rebuilt society and Santa had to change with the times. There were just … Continue reading
“I’m an ordinary woman with feelings I’d like a man to nibble on my ear But I’ll admit, no man has bit So how come I’m the mother of the year?” -“Little Girls” Annie As the spinster of the colony, some of you may be surprised to hear me write a chapter on parenting. I … Continue reading
“A mentsh zol leben shoin nor fun neigerikeit vegen. (A man should stay alive if only out of curiosity.)” – Yiddish saying Shalom! My name is Mrs. Federlin and I am the unofficial rabbi in the colony. Mrs. K and Miss E asked me to tell the truly miraculous tale of my family’s last Chanukah celebration. I would not … Continue reading
Gracious Living in a Zombie World: A Ladies’ Handbook 